Tuesday, March 16, 2004
Nailed
Time to take a break from the depressing world of Osama and find out how the mentally challenged are making out.
Somerset County Lt. Pierre Boucher said the man took two pieces of wood, nailed them together in the form of a cross and placed them on his living-room floor. He attached a note saying “suicide” to the wood and then proceeded to nail one of his hands to the makeshift cross using a 14-penny nail and a hammer.
“When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911,” said Boucher. It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing his other hand down.
Moral of the story is always take a friend when attempting crucifixion. Mel Gibson was unavailable for comment.
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