Saturday, December 25, 2004
Points to Ponder
1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” ~
Author Unknown
2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a
headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: “Take two aspirin”
and “Keep away from children.” ~ Author Unknown
3) “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support
group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” ~
Drew Carey
4) “The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable
job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it At the
end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy
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